10 Commandments Of A Teenager
- Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)
- Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention that it's cheaper.)
- Thou shall not steal from Kmart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection.)
- Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect.)
- Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
- Thou shall not get into fights. (As for catfights -- just start them.)
- Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.)
- Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more.)
- Thou shall not think about having sex. (Like Nike says, "Just do it".)
- Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave'm in the middle)