If George Bush says he's going to have a meeting of the minds, who is he referring to?
Him and his 50 favorite pet rocks
How many George Bush's does it take to make one IQ point?
Dunno, there's nothing small enough to measure his IQ
Most people have blood running through their veins, what does George Bush have running through his?
Oil
If the Pentagon would clone Monica Lewinsky, why would they do it?
To get the publics mind of George Bush's "War for oil"
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President Bush's morning security briefing is wrapping up. Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says, "Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad."
"OH MY GOD!" shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds. Stunned at the unexpected display of emotion, the president's staff sit speechless, not sure how to react.