Conversation Between A Horny Teacher & Her Smart Student

Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy, after a moment: "Legs."

Madam: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy: Pockets

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Boy: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Boy: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me.  You tie me down to get me up.  I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Madam: A goes on me.  You fiddle with me when you're bored.  The best man always has me first.
Boy: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes.  When I'm not well, I drip.  When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft.  My tip penetrates.  I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: Surname

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: Heart